QotD: In My Next Life I'll Be...

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I apparently will be a rhino. I would now like to insert the sound a rhino makes, but I honestly don't know what that is.
Hm, I'll be a tiger. But, what the hell does that mean? I mean, I like tigers and all, but... meow.
Well, if nothing else, I guess it means you'd probably try to eat me since as a zebra I'd just look like steak to you...
Me getting chased by the cute girls will make a welcome change ;)
Em, I think Rhinos snort, scuff their feet, and then charge things. So the mostly they probably make other people scream as they're barrelling down on them.
I am going to be a horse.....I think I can live with that!
Well a horse is just a more casual zebra, isn't it? ;)
Well I suppose that will be an interesting change, since I' don't exactly have an overpowering physical presence at the moment.

Didn't think about it that way. I don't think I can live with that!

And I shall be a gorilla.
You probably only gave your friend $1, didn't you? Dick.
No way. I gave them $2. What the hell, I got a bank card, and a VISA.
i'm going to be a bear
a bear people
i am soooo much cooler than all of you
[this is good]
i'm to be a wolf. thank heavens i'll still be carnivorous. mmm fresh zebra mmmm...

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